Top Ten Best Cereals

10: Kix- know why?....Cause I say so!

9: Honey Bunches of Oats- since everyone eats it I felt it deserved a spot.

8: Golden Grahams- These are # eight cause after a while you get sick of them (still good though)

7: Apple Jacks- Same problem as 8 only theses taste better when you eat them dry.

6: Cheerios- Had I written this a few years back it wouldn't be on the list at all (used to smell like urine to me.)

5: Honey Grahams O's- SOOOOO GOOD!!!!

4: Frosted Flakes- Theiiiiiiir Great!!!... seriously.

3: French Toast Crunch- They never get old

2: Fruity Pebbles- these are tiny flakes of frutopia!

1: Cap 'n Crunch Peanut Butter!- these little bastards cut the roof of my mouth so bad their good I can't get enough of them!

If you have a fave cereal that's not on this list let me know why it should be on here I DARE YOU! * I whole heartily apologize for the absence of cocoa puffs they are good but they would definitely be on the top 20*

More TMV Appreciation?

So Cedric started using a theremin, thus becoming more Zeppelin like... Hopefully this little bit of info will get you guys to check out more TMV...

Three Facts

1. There are 346 Blogger users (including our dear Odd Cake) who name Shibumi as a favorite book.
2. There are 278 very sad Blogger users (including Odd Cake again) who name the Thesaurus as a favorite book.
3. This webcomic is awesome.

That is all.

Dealing with Feelings of Inadequacy

Things I feel inadequately prepared for:

1. Banner production. I have tried three times to download Photoshop and have failed miserably each time. I have been told I already possess all the required components, but apparently lack the know-how to put them all together. Therefore, my banners are the product of a slick combination of Paint and Microsoft Picture It! Photo Premium 9.
   
2. Chit-Chat. I'm sorry Sister Krebs. It's not you, it's me. I do this with all my beloved acquaintances.
3. Transitions. I'm getting a little better at them I think but still, transitioning out of a necessary flashback into the present-day is like my van switching gears while parked in Odd-Cake's driveway. Any driveway for that manner. And skipping weeks of summer camp is even worse. Completely stalled that novel altogether.
4. Pancake production. Sorry Ben, I'll try to get them cooked on the inside next time...
5. Cop confrontations. I thought for sure that guy was gonna pull me over. Way to ride on my bumper for three miles, pal. Way to protect the fine citizens of this county by scaring the living daylights out me.

So what do I do, faced with all these feelings of inadequacy? What every other red-blooded American does and blame it on Becky.

You ruin everything.

Seuss here (apparently)

Well instead of dumping on my idea why don't YOU come up with a nickname? I attempted at least which is more than I can say for some... besides your dancing around the main point which is not my so, so obvious lack of imagination, but is indeed Jordan's missing nickname which I think we should all share the two names equally not mathematically of course but all of us assume the name of "By Jerker 'N' Odd Cake" if anyone gets confused you can just look at the post date at the bottom and see the name. But by all means Odd Cake insult my ingenuity to solve, what now seems like a stupid problem, because heaven knows you need to have all conversational credit go to your clever quips though they themselves my be lacking in any real sting.

The Name's Odd Cake

The name's Cake... Odd Cake.

Right now Im hiding out in my covert asylum. 

I would like to make a comment on how retarded and hebetudinous Jerker's idea of Jerker A and B is. She sounds like Dr. Suess, only she has the inability to entertain children.

I'm calling you out Jerker! Dr. Suess did it first and he did it better!!!

Farewell...

Jerker here!

Hello their from the land of my house!

Well, nick names are hard to come by these day's, but as it is their are three contributors and only two names so i think it only think it logical (in my from of logic) that the boy have odd cakes and us of the opposite persuasion should go with Jerker-A and Jerker-B

and since you posted first you may chose, although i was hoping to have Jerker-B 

well decide, DECIDE NOW!!!!

Neither Jerker Nor Odd Cake

You'll meet them later, if they don't kill each other first. This is Jordan.

Hi.

I need a nickname, any suggestions?