- Banner production. I have tried three times to download Photoshop and have failed miserably each time. I have been told I already possess all the required components, but apparently lack the know-how to put them all together. Therefore, my banners are the product of a slick combination of Paint and Microsoft Picture It! Photo Premium 9.
- Chit-Chat. I'm sorry Sister Krebs. It's not you, it's me. I do this with all my beloved acquaintances.
- Transitions. I'm getting a little better at them I think but still, transitioning out of a necessary flashback into the present-day is like my van switching gears while parked in Odd-Cake's driveway. Any driveway for that manner. And skipping weeks of summer camp is even worse. Completely stalled that novel altogether.
- Pancake production. Sorry Ben, I'll try to get them cooked on the inside next time...
- Cop confrontations. I thought for sure that guy was gonna pull me over. Way to ride on my bumper for three miles, pal. Way to protect the fine citizens of this county by scaring the living daylights out me.
You ruin everything.
4 comments:
I'm not gonna say delete what photoshop files you have and torrent it up, but I'm not not gonna say it.
I've seen/heard you do some chit-chatting before, I'm sure you can handle it.
I can't really help you with transitions... I do apologize for the gnarliness of my driveway however.
Leave the pancakes in the oven a little longer... And that "cop" was me...
...oven?
And if I deleted what photoshop files I have and torrent it up, I would have no reason to complain about not having adequate photo manipulating software, and therefore have nothing to fall back on but my miserable, inept, talentless self. And we don't want that.
Oven, stove... What do you make the pancakes in? Surely not a blender...
Well first the pan was too hot and they ended up more like fried blackened lumps of dough--uncooked on the inside--than pancakes, and then the pan was too cold and they got nasty.
So, again, sorry Ben. :(
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