Friday, June 6, 2008

Stupid Law In Georgia

-If an organization non registered as "non-profit" fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to 10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.

-While Georgia operates on it's own lottery, it "protects" it's citizens by making it illegal to promote a private lottery.

_ The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

-All sex toys are banned

-It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

-Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

-Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

-Signs are required to be written in english.

-No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is sunday.

1 comment:

Jordan said...

Aw man, not my sex toys...

I've heard some of these before. My donkey does not appreciate them. He's a cleanly beast, and enjoys a good loofah on a Sunday afternoon.